Funny Fly Jokes

How do fireflies start a race? Ready, set, glow!

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the Football player? He's the one in the Sugar Bowl!

What is the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Why were the flies playing soccer in saucer? They where playing for the cup!

Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Don't say that, sir. Everyone will want one.

Waiter! There's some soup on my fly!

Waiter! There is a fly in my soup! What did you expect for this kind of price, an eagle?

Waiter, why is there a fly in my ice-cream? Perhaps he likes winter sports.

What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly!

What's this spider doing in my soup? I think he's trying to catch the fly, sir.

Waiter, isn't it strange I should find several flies in my soup? It is strange at this season of the year.

Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my teacup? I wouldn't know, sir. I'm a waiter, not a fortuneteller

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup, sir!

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my wine! Oh no! I warned him not to drink and swim.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1? A live one?

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